We just can't get our way
The Pity Party strives to
understand & remedy our
American Reality.
What's wrong? :\
There's a ton of problems. If we had an approximate avg # problems / person (p), our equation would be p * population.
Jay-Z has 99, I have ~5–10 at any given time, thus:
p ≈ ( 99 + (( 5 + 10 ) / 2 )) / 2
p ≈ ( 99 + (( 15 ) / 2 )) / 2
p ≈ ( 99 + ( 7.5 )) / 2
p ≈ ( 106.5 ) / 2
p ≈ 53.25 (n=2)
U.S. population ≈ 332,621,793 census.gov
U.S. population * p ≈ 17,712,110,477.25Therefore,
Americans today face over
17 billion problems.
(n=2)
Historically, Americans have faced 0 problems under Pity Party leadership.
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Cool web3 organizations know that Emojícons are great — they're youthful and conform to Unicode standards.You can count on the Pity Party to bring your favorite parts of Post-Pandemic marketing into our political sphere.
Question.
Have you ever seen Joe Biden use an Emojícon?
Who are we?
Let me tell you something.
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Cool web3 organizations know that Emojícons are great — they're youthful and conform to Unicode standards.Do you see it?
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America.3 Emojícons... versus seven letters?Idk abt u, but there's no time for seven letters. Not anymore.
Think fast.
The Pity Party doesn't give a eff about time. We've been forced to rely on a different resource due to our global time depletion.
Adrenaline.
Adrenaline allows us to operate efficiently given minimal time. 1 biological second could last upwards of 3 conscious minutes — an absolute blessing in this economy.
What are we doing?
Let's say you're at the computer game store.
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You recently saw an advertisement for the next coolest game — Freedom: Forever — so you scream:
HEY!
...and everyone in the store turns to stare at you. You more calmly repeat "Hey!" and a store associate offers assistance.You mumble "freedom forever" for a while until the store associate manages to understand what you want. She directs you to the console section where they offer 2 computer game devices: The LintBox, and the CrustStation. She informs you that Freedom: Forever is not compatible with either system.Holding back tears, you've all but given up... until you remember the advertisement once again.Freedom: Forever
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When do we want it?
Picture this.
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A political website with 0 pictures.
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Joe Biden might argue that a progressive candidate should showcase mixed-race gatherings, with subsequent photos highlighting support from minority communities.And he's right.
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Cool web3 organizations know that Emojícons are great — they're youthful and conform to Unicode standards.Do you know what time it is?
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Right now!
Where are we going?
Guess what?
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We're almost there.
But you still haven't answered my question!
Exactly. I can't! But doesn't it feel like something is happening even when nothing is happening?What's the difference between a culture war and a class war?
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At least we're aware of the culture war!And by that I mean — we're losing the class war!
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Right now!
Why?
Because of generational wealth. ← periodt!
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That's the only reason anyone can do anything!
Isn't that a little... boring?
People deserve something more stimulating!We've been having heaps of fun with new algorithmic content experiences. Long-form, short-form, even longer short-form formats ensure longer scrolling for showing more short-form ad-farm shorts.
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Can't we put some of that ingenious content-creation towards, I don't know, crafting an algorithmic approach towards sustainable food & energy distribution, globally?We do have the resources, right?Do we, as a planetary community, possess the necessary resources to survive prosper sustainably?That's the only opinion.
atleast, it should be. sometime's its just more convenient to have an opinion about kanye west
And another thing.
ALL YALL hold the same phone. We are ALL effectively on a phone call at the same time.Don't tell me ~this is how life is~ when the whole world would change overnight if anyone with influence would answer the ph***ing fone.If any person feels entitled to the majority of our economy's wealth, that person is obligated to reinvest towards inclusive solutions to shared problems. We are a goddamn community and its so sad to feel so many different pains everyday seeing how myself and others are not provided for.Tents, everywhere. SO many tents. It's getting so boring to me... and for the people cast away its heartbreaking.Capitalism seems like a cluster**** until the common threads are identified—dishonesty & shortcuts.withholding & subverting.saying less & doing less.And it's one thing when Ford & Rockefeller & whoever tf get away with it in the ancient times, but nowadays Jeffy is just a FaceTime away."Hey bud! Our global warehouse is feeling the heat — any ideas to boost long-term productivity & sustain key survivability metrics??"
Anyways,
Cool web3 organizations know that Emojícons are great — they're youthful and conform to Unicode standards!
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You made it this far — you're a real one!Peep my manifesto & find a soundbyte of total discredit so that we can continue milling aboutAcotu 2024
(first order of business is adding 420 years to the Gregorian calendar in order to shed our allegiance to dogmatic systems)Acotu 2444!
can't change
your mind 😞
my predicament
Parameter matrix:
world = REAL ? FAKE
change = POSSIBLE ? IMPOSSIBLEAll binary realities:
REAL world / POSSIBLE change
FAKE world / POSSIBLE change
REAL world / IMPOSSIBLE change
FAKE world / IMPOSSIBLE changeImplications:
REAL world / POSSIBLE change
The world is REAL. Everyone walking around, each car driving by — they're all conscious people (or Teslas).Change is POSSIBLE. Humans have access to the means of realizing their desires. Culture, law, art, innovation... all modes of human creativity.It's POSSIBLE to influence this REAL world via community / industry / military / religious / ??? effort, though bolder visions will be met with increasingly intense opposition. Power structures might be massive, but not impervious.REAL world / IMPOSSIBLE change
The world is REAL. Everyone walking around, each car driving by — they're all conscious people (or Teslas).Change is IMPOSSIBLE. The world operates according to something beyond human control. Personal affairs take place in the context of this story.It's IMPOSSIBLE to influence this REAL world beyond personal affairs. While those personal affairs may involve geopolitics or running a megacorporation, they're more likely small-scale and take place in the context of the choices of a select few.FAKE world / POSSIBLE change
The world is FAKE. One can know their own objective reality, but that doesn't necessarily apply to everyone. This deception could be metaphysical, employed via ruling class, or ???.Change is POSSIBLE. Humans have access to the means of realizing their desires. Culture, law, art, innovation... all modes of human creativity.It's POSSIBLE to influence this FAKE world. Somehow, some part of this world can conform to human desires. For example, MMO developers adjust & advance the game world according to players' experiences.FAKE world / IMPOSSIBLE change
The world is FAKE. One can know their own objective reality, but that doesn't necessarily apply to everyone. This deception could be metaphysical, employed via ruling class, or ???.Change is IMPOSSIBLE. The world operates according to something beyond human control. Personal affairs take place in the context of this story.It's IMPOSSIBLE to influence this FAKE world. This isn't necessarily bad if it's a world worth experiencing. But, it seems like this is one the less-desirable options, right?
So what's all this ^ then?That's my Tuesday!For about 19 years I was a staunch REAList. POSSIBLE ? IMPOSSIBLE, I didn't care so much. Was pretty comfy and so watched life unfold.Somewhere along the line my brain transitioned into a FAKE zone — awakening the need to identify POSSIBLE ? IMPOSSIBLE changes.It's funny... when I considered everything to be REAL, I left the POSSIBLE changes to be made by whoever is supposed to make changes. It was only through my FAKE contemplations that I found most change to be IMPOSSIBLE — an alarming thought to those with uncomfortable circumstances.I don't think I have a 'better' perspective than anyone. But, the fight against a FAKE worldview means my guard is always up. There's a lot of manipulative tactics that rely on peoples' guards being down. If this world is truly as real as I'm led to believe, then I want people to know that.And trust me, I know you don't give a fuck about this. At least, not beyond 'damn he's having a hard time with all of this, I hope he can eventually cope with all of this'.In Summary:
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Here's my theory:
> History creates the hyper-influencers. Bankers, oligarchs, agriculture conglomerates, tech bros., etc. These huge imbalances of capital create separate, disproportionate nodes of influence.> Hyper-influencers create forecasts for future scenarios of continued dominance. Essentially, planning the future of our planet.> Hyper-influencer goals align, justifying shared efforts.We sell things, so we need consumerism to be the dominant philosophy.We sell oil, so we need cars to be the dominant transportation.We need minimum wage workers, so we should invest in poverty.> Hyper-influencer alliances afford new tools, partnerships, knowledge, and funds.> At some point, hyper-influencer gang considers themselves to be upper eschelon.(That last one's a confident assumption)
That's not 100% accurate by any means, but those are all pretty safe assumptions to make IMHO.Now — let's do what we do best when confronted with alternative thought: attempt to disprove! Where are the vulnerabilities in that grand, nefarious plot?a) super-wealthy people don't have a plan to commandeer the world. bill gates isn't using microchips. that's all paranoia.
I know exactly 0 super-wealthy people so I wouldn't know their intentions. However, that microchip statement has fallen victim to a disinformation strategy: poisoning the well — in which heinous ideas are used to discredit everything in association.what i do know is that especially fervent business leaders have the drive to do whatever it takes to keep their position of dominance — such as anti-union massacres and anti-union massacres.b) there's no meetings between powerful people/organizations behind-the-scenes. that's paranoia.
I know exactly 0 super-wealthy people so I wouldn't know who they hang out with. but I personally only hang out with people in my own socioeconomic class / security clearancec) there's nothing to worry about, the most active billionaire is elon munsk and he's just making a lot of rocketship
ok phew sounds good. i was starting to get a bit concerned due to the fact that We The People have a very imperfect union and my chest gets really tight when i go on the internet? and it makes me do weird stuff like write manifestosIn Summary:
who cares
its futile tbh. as long as we're comfy cozy I've got no voice. so i'll just leave it here i guessthis isn't a DO SOMETHING!!!.it's more of a What are we doing?.and every day that question goes unanswered as more and more people scramble to "do something"...so maybe my What am I doing? is "trying too hard to change the future" instead of just preparing for it as best i cani wish you all luck in the famine ✌️
until then lets vibe 😎(Sry my microplastics are acting up today)In Summary:
